Beautiful Boooooooobs

Since you all now know about me and my beautiful boobs from yesterday's post, I will now tell you about how I embarrassed myself because of them. I was trying to set up a lunch date with an old co-worker of mine and a few other co-workers. I am sort of friendly with the guy, but I think he has a little bit of a crush on me. It was awkward at times, but I always managed to keep him at arms length and never led him on. At the same time I was texting my GC setting up a date with her. I ended up texting her "I'll make sure I wear something extra slutty so you can look at my beautiful booooooobs." I get a response back "nice, I love slutty (looking) aggressive woman. Look forward to it. What time were you looking to meet up?" I laughed and wrote back "8 or 9 dummy, we've already discussed this." Then I get the text back "I don't remember discussing a time, but that seems sort of late for lunch." I was really confused at this point and then realized I text the old co-worker about my beautiful boooooobs. My face turned bright red and I started sweating really bad. I sent a text to the guy apologizing and told him I meant to send the text to one of my girlfriends and he wrote back "oh you wear slutty stuff for your friends. Are you on the other team or just experiment?" I never wrote back. Needless to say cancelled lunch and will probably never talk to the dude again. I bet he wacked off to my beautiful boooooobs. I feel so dirty!

***the roads were so crappy because of all the stupid snow so I stayed home from work today. I will be blog stalking you all. Don't be scared, feel loved!