Chocolate Wings

HI FOLKS! Back to our regularly scheduled blogging. This was the night my GC saw my BEAUTIFUL BOOOOOOOOBS. I pregamed before the bar with 2 bottles of wine and was hammered before we even got there. We only had $10 between the 3 of us which worked out ok. I was already hammered and didn't need to drink, Baby Caca was drinking $2 PBR's, and GC was pregnant. As the night progressed you can see my levels of drunk.

IDK is Baby Caca is trying to shut me up or pick my nose. Probably trying to shut me up because I was belting out every song that came on the juke box. At least I didn't try to bite her finger, I tend to do that.
I have drunk eyes and am making my stupid "funny" drunk faces. They just seem funny when I am drunk. I am feeling no pain and was fast on my way to owning the dance floor...alone. if I had a hoodie on, it would have been up by now. When I get shit faced and am wearing a hoodie, that's how you know I have reached the point of no return.

Pecking at my beer like a chicken w/ Chocolate Wings. The song from The Offspring - Pretty Fly (for a white guy) came on and I was singing it.

The lyrics "At least you know you can always go on Ricki Lake" somehow got misheard as "At Least you know you can always go eat Chocolate Wings."
GC drives what I call "the shaggin wagon" and I was trying to ride in the WAY back. I got part of the way there, but there was a bike in the back (hope you got a big trunk cause I'm gonna stick my bike in it - 40 year old virgin).

When we got back to Baby Caca's apartment, I was on the verge of passing out. I immediately went to her bedroom and was sprawled out on the bed. GC was supposed to sleep in the bed that night because she was pregnant but my drunk ass wasn't thinking straight. I called my GC into the bedroom and I don't know why but she had to see my boobs. I was wearing a tube top so I told her to "look at my beautiful boooooooobs" and flashed her. She totally wants me!!! LOL I ended up passing out and woke up w/ a horrible hangover. It was worth it though because of the Chocolate Wings and Beautiful BOOOOOOOBS memories.

***tomorrow I will tell you how my beautiful booooooobs embarrassed me

******it's snowing here AGAIN! UGHHHHHH I actually drove in to work today, I will not be staying the whole day. It's supposed to get worse, YUCK!