HAPPY VD Everyone!!! hehehe I said VD! Some people hate this holiday (YES HOLIDAY to you haters out there), but I love it. I get spoiled rotten by Rushy, he's such a sappy romantic. Our older sister, Ama-blah, is one of the people who hates Valentine's Day. She says it's too commercialized and you shouldn't have to have a specific day to be nice to the person you love. I would like to go on record and say that these are not my views and if Rushy ever reads this,"if you don't get me presents you will die. Literally, I will kill you and you will die." The funny thing about Ama-blah is, I remember back when I was a teenager and she loved the holiday. She's the epitome of girlie girl and pink is her favorite color. I am beginning to think something tragic must have happened to make her turn on Cupid the way she has. Could it be she almost died by licking expired glue of Valentine's Day cards for her loved ones? Was she perhaps eating those candy conversation hearts and choked (preferably the one that says EAT ME lol)? Did she consume some undercooked meat at romantic Valentine's Day dinner? What happened to her on that fateful February 14th to make her turn her back on the holiday of LOVE? Did a man dressed up as Cupid actually shoot her with a real arrow or shove said arrow up her ass repeatedly? Um...it it weird that I am turned on by that? So....anyway....I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha about you getting turned on by the arrows! I think she had a bad experience with a boyfriend who basically manipulated her or her feelings to his benefit right around that time.
Me? I'll always have a special place in my heart for Valentine's Day because that's when I lost my virginity. Granted, I didn't last a minute... ;)
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I can't give you answers there...but if I was repeatedly assaulted anally by arrows I'd be pretty pissed at the day too. Sometimes people just "sour"...glad I haven't! :-)
About drinks...if you can make it that'd be awesome. If not another time for sure.
I like it. If it comes up & I'm single, I celebrate it just like I did as a kid, with crafts & cookies & shit. I'm a f-ed up, warped Martha Stewart bitch like that.
Also, my mother is fruity, but awesome, and always gives me flowers & chocolate, even at 28. Haha.
Shiat, I did the relationship bit for 12 years. Just show me the chocolate, wherever it comes from.
Haha! I'm single and ate an entire box of fudge rounds. I totally embraced the holiday this year!
It's good to know that Rushy's love is coming straight from the heart, and not just being forced by some outside source... like "if you don't get me presents you will die. Literally, I will kill you and you will die."
:-)
i hope ;as much crap as ive gone through that i never grow jaded about love! loves lovely i just love it!
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