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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Guest Blogger Ama-blah - VD Rebuttal

Guest Blogger Ama-blah has a rebuttal from yesterday's blog...enoy (I hope you all projectile vomit):
I will give you the answers you desire. It really is nothing that you said..although I have to say, the arrow thing kind of turned me on too. ANYWHO….. this is my thing about VD… it’s exactly that… a disease that spreads now matter how much you try to contain it! I have watched over the years endless people made to feel bad because some GAY boyfriend (namely Rushy) who thinks this is the most super awesome time ever sends all kinds of superly gay presents and does gay things for Bird-shit…. And then there is some poor sap sitting at home mapping out which bridges she can jump off because no one bought her chocolates or sent a card. This holiday was created to make single people feel bad (which doesn’t make sense, because if you are single you should feel bad all the time because no one loves you). Also, think about how much a restaurant hikes up the prices for VD, usually the price is double. So, again those who celebrate this disease, I can go and get the same meal as you tomorrow and pay half the price mwahahahahahahaha.. oh, I’m not limited to 4 things on the menu either. I’m just saying….. Roses suddenly become $100 a dozen for something you can pick up at the grocery store for $10 any other day. There was a time I was sold on this whole VD disaster of a day.. but no more!! I will resist all temptations to eat more chocolate and pay double for shitty food and most importantly, will take a nice vacation with all the money I save on not celebrating VD ever again! AND just to clear a few things up, I am married.. so I’m not some single wrist slitter sitting home wallowing in my own self pity. I know I can’t be the only one out there who thinks it’s a big fat rip off. VD haters of the world unite! I feel liberated. I knew I would someday marry my hubby when I asked him if he had to celebrate VD and he said no!!!! BITE ME VD LOVERS (every time I wrote VD I giggled because it’s dirty, just like Bird-shit).

7 comments:

Opto-Mom said...

Great post! I got my husband some of his favorite candies, and of course I got my daughter some goodies. What did I get? Diddly shit! That's what!

Mister Sharaf said...

Great post!

Katsidhe said...

I could have sworn I hit the follow button when I was here a few days ago, and I'm glad that I decided to check because apparently I didn't.

Me=ditzass

I enjoyed the posts, ladies.~

Yankee Girl said...

I have never been a fan of the holiday. It seems so silly. I think the hubs and I celebrated our first VD together, but stopped after that. It is so pointless!

Little J said...

On Monday at 6, I told my boss to have a good Valentine's Day and he got a complete look of panic on his face.

He had forgotten - and his wife is a stay at home mom with 4 kids from 3-14, and this week they are all sick, and have had a sewage pump explode in their finished basement. She is the poster child for needing flowers this week.

He asked what the big deal is about VD and I asked when he last got her flowers. His response was a year ago on VD. If it's the ONLY time each year you get a treat, I can see the importance, but otherwise, not worth the hype.

(For the record, the bf and I never celebrate day of for your exact reasons, we went out Tuesday, and he brings me flowers all the time).

Joe said...

Can't stand VD. My last wife and I never celebrated any of the holidays, we saved our money and took good vacations instead.
Current wife settled for See's truffles this year. Two years ago she wanted a hand written love note. Ugh.

PorkStar said...

LMFAO, good job on this post. I hate VD with a passion. I also posted a vile rant about this BS holiday.

Anycase, totally with you on that one.