I had one of my best friends sleep over last night. She's so hot and has the biggest boobs EVER. We talked about boys, painted each others fingernails, had pillow fights, followed by modeling thongs for each other, and then totally made out. Ok, none of that stuff happened, my mom actually spent the night. Momma Quinn has been a bit down lately. She's on disability and doesn't really leave the house much, except to take Grandpa shopping and to his doctors appointments. She had a wee bit of the winter blues/cabin fever. Since Rushy is in Pittsburgh for work, I asked good ole Momma to come spend the night at my place. I spoiled her rotten. I bought her our favorite pizza and made it for our dinner. It's the Chef Boyardee Pizza Kit or as we call it Yummy Pizza:
If you have never tried this stuff, go to the store now and buy it. It will change your life...FACT. Then I made her nightly tea for her (vanilla chai with 3 Splenda and cinammon vanilla creamer). We watched her NCIS marathon (I totally have a girl crush on Pauley Perrette). She also brought some laundry to my house and I washed it, dryed it, and folded it for her. I offered to let my mom sleep in my bed, but she said no, she preferred the couch. I made up a nice bed for her and gave her all my most comfy cozy blankets. She was as snug as a bug in a rug. I am the best daughter in the whole entire world...no, better yet, Universe!!!!!!!! SUCK ON THAT BABY CACA and AMA-BLAH!!!
***if you all get a chance, go over and check out Jewels at Turning 30: A Journey of Self Exploration. She's awesome and is so close to breaking the 100 followers barrier. Her post today about older men made me SWOON lol
8 comments:
Even though I am sick I invited her over...well I think my exact words were "Come over and take care of me!!! WWWAAAAAHHHHH"! The invitation was still there...not my fault she declined...lol!
awww that was so sweet!
I so used to love that pizza kit when I was a kid. I am going to have to see if they still sell them here.
How do girls wear thongs? It must be like having a permanent wedgie. Not having a hairy ass probably helps.
Anyhow, apart from the biggest boobs evar part, I'd stick with the pizza.
I have never heard of that pizza kit..im gonna have to check it out!
I have a total girl crush on Paulie too...girl is in her 40s and still smoking hot. I think I actually blogged about her in my sexy tv actress blog post. Pizza kits are the shit but I prefer the pilsbury you just unroll (i'm lazy like that).
anyway...thanks for the shout out! :-) I'm holding strong at 97 right now but have hope.
You had me at "then we modeled thongs for each other and made out", dearz.~ I love to meet new smartasses.~ Especially ones that are in Philly, too. ^_^
QT2 - I'm the favorite, mom loves me more!
Adorably - she deserves to be spoiled
Oilfield - I will mail you one if they don't...you can't go through life without having one again
Sucio - I actually don't wear thongs very often anymore, boy shorts are where it's at
Blondie - that pizza kit is freaking awesome, definitely try to grab one
Jewels - Pauley is your girl crush too...I will fight you for her LOL
Katsidhe - same here!!!!!
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