Urban Dictionary Letters N - Z

Continued from yesterday...
Nomonym - When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.
One Cheek Bench Sneak - The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
Pearl Necklace - the act of ejaculating semen onto your partner's neck, they then appear to be wearing something that resembles a pearl necklace.
Question Fart - A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.
Raptor Jesus - Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.
Stall Stall - In public bathrooms, the act of remaining in a bathroom stall after having completed one's business, in order to maintain anonymity (whether by avoiding someone who has entered later, or finished sooner), or the state of being delayed under such circumstances. Also the act of delaying defecation until the bathroom is empty.
Traffic Tetris - When you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you're sure to move sooner when the light turns green.
Upper Decker - The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.
Vatican Roulette - Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.
Weiner Cousins - When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
XBOX Live Whore - Xbox Live whores will attempt to gain attention by whoring on everyone they have played. Unfortunately, this is usually eight year old boys with high-pitched voices and an attitude to insist they will own you one v one.
Yellow Listed - a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'.
Zack Morris Phone - One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."