Urban Dictionary Letters A - M

Just bored and looking through Urban Dictionary. Just thought I would share some of my fav's (I have not done all of these...don't think I am that sick please LOL)I can't believe they have a name for some of these things.

Alabama Hot Pocket - When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
Blue Waffle - The most disgusting,repulsive,vile vaginal disease known to man; Female Genitals with a blue crusty tint
Cosby Sweater - The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".
Do I smell Popcorn? - Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff.Eau D'ouche - The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude.
Feltching - To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking.Gate Rape - The TSA airport screening procedure.
Head Splinter - A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.
Intexicated - Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.
Jingle Bowels - Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence.
Keep Fucking That Chicken - Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)
Lemon Party - To set someones home page to www.lemonparty.org without their knowledge and thereby give them a suprising dose of old man gay orgy when they return to their computer.
Mung - the act of digging up a recently deceased woman and putting your mouth up to her vaginal orfice while someone else stomps on her stomach forcing all of the fluids (from the vagina) into your mouth.