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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Clean up Aisle 3

This story had me laughing my ass off. This happened in a local supermarket where we live:

Police are looking for a man they say ejaculated on a woman while her back was turned in the cereal aisle of a local Giant Food Store. The woman, identified as a 36-year-old township woman, told police she felt "something" hit her while she was shopping last week. When she immediately felt the back of her pants, the pants were wet. She believed the substance to be ejaculate.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I guess cereal really turned that guy on! I know every once in a while I will be eating my cereal and look up and see Captain Crunch staring at me and get super horny. At least I get it on w/ my cereal box in the privacy of my own home! GEEZ

6 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

I guess he was working his Lucky Charms on isle 4.

Jewels said...

oh ew! Can you imagine shopping and getting jizz on you!? Good lord...that's horrible. Hilarious but horrible!

Katsidhe said...

I heard she was a bitch and had it coming.

OH!

;-P

(I am in a really strange mood tonight)

Blondiesblondemoments said...

LMFAO! That is hilarious!!!!

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Oilfield - LOL Working on his CheeriOOOOOO face!

Jewels - I don't know what I would do, probably be disguisted but still laugh

Katsidhe - OHHHHH someone's a comedian LOL

Blondie - I can't stop laughing about it

JSear said...

"Then I Jizzed In My Pants"

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/24/128824275683432590.jpg