Wow, a lot happened that night. I didn't realize it the next morning when I woke up...guess it was because I was mega hungover. SOOOO gay bathroom dude started when we were in high school. One of our friends was dating an older guy who happened to be the person who signed us in and out of the bathrooms at our high school. Usually that job was reserved for older women looking to get out of the house for a few hours while their kids were at school. Not this guy...he trolled for high school chicks. We went to his house one night with our friend and kept calling him the bathroom lady and he didn't find it as funny as us. Some people have no sense of humor! The bar we went to happened to be hosting his 40th birthday party. We thought it would be a good time to bring up our memory of him. He still didn't fine it funny...some things never change. After we left the bar we went back to Baby Caca's apartment. Her boy toy "The Giant"and her were wrestling around and he put this bad ass move on her, but unfortunately for her his follow through wasn't that great. He accidentally dropped her and she face planted into the rug. It pretty much was the deciding factor that bed time was near. I started making my bed up on the floor (not the couch, stupid me). Baby Ca thought it would be a good idea to grab a handful of cookies and crumble them over my head and say "Make It Rain". The next day I wake up with cookies in my hear and can't move without feeling crumbs. It was annoying! As we are all sitting there recapping the night, Baby Caca says "I think I cut my nose". She goes into the bathroom to look at the damage and The Giant says "I guess she doesn't remember". We started laughing and told her what happened. She had rug burn from her nose to her chin...awe poor baby! so that's the conclusion to Epic Saturday, hope you enjoyed!!!
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6 comments:
Funny stuff!! You guys remind me a lot of me & my best friend growing up.
When you said in the last one it sounded funnier in your head, I know exactly what you mean. But I hear it the same way, so it's funny as shit to me.
OW rug burn! Poor Ca!!
You two crack me the hell up.
When I say LOL, I mean LOL, literally. I was laughing out loud from seeing the title, then it just continued. The "Make it Rain," was hysterical.
I'm so sorry I haven't been reading as much lately, but I'm trying to catch up now. :)
You two are hilarious.
"grab a handful of cookies and crumble them over my head and say "Make It Rain.""
I set aside 30 mins each day, lock myself in my office, and do this repeatedly until I weep, weep with joy that is.
You guys had people that signed you in and out of the bathroom in high school? That's weird. Didn't they trust you not to do your business and get out??
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