Truss Gang

It all started out with an innocent friend request on facebook and ended up helping me join a gang. This ain’t some bullshit b*tch gang, we’re way hardcore. Like we talk about tasing ourselves and baking cakes…FO REALZ! Here’s how things went down:
1. Baby Caca gets friend request from unknown person from our hometown

2. Baby Caca accepts friend request even though she has no clue who the person is (she accepts everyone because she doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings…LAME)

3. Baby Caca reads status updates of unknown individual. Unknown Individual writes about his domestic “vialance” classes, talks about his ex and how he needs her to call him, uses the words “truss” and “boi” a lot, and how much he loves his son but his ex tries to keep him from seeing him

4. Baby Caca then tells me I have to accept his friend request because his post are pure ghetto gold, she also tells others

5. Unknown Individual accepts a friend request from one of our guy friends “PM” who he has never met. PM then proceeds to “like” every status update and picture on his status. This results in PM getting the very first shout on his page…we become jealous.

6. Baby Ca and I are determined to get our own shout out. We bait him w/ the line “don’t tase me bro” and talk about the Thanksgiving when I let my aunt tase me. We figure crazy attracts crazy…it worked!!! He commented on our page, thus beginning The Truss Gang.

Now this Unknown Individual is known as CRazy due to his initials, but honestly it suits him. He’s oblivious to the fact we are actually making fun of him, we kind of feel bad sometimes. That bad feeling quickly goes away once he puts up a post about “my ex tryin to keep my son from me, almost done my domestic vialance classes…I hope my ex don’t find out I’m creepin w/ this girl down the street”. A lot of times when he’s having these hard times w/ his ex, he puts a status out of us “Yo where my Truss Gang at, I could really use you guys right now”. We all then do our Truss check in “Truss”, “BOI”, “Truss BOI”, “Don’t Tase me Bro”…and so on. We even are thinking of baking a truss cake to celebrate the forming of our gang. OH, one more thing…this has been going on for about 2 months now and we still haven’t met the guy. I kind of don’t want to, he’s like a mystical being, it would ruin it for me.