A couple of weekends ago we decided to join Grandpa at Senior Citizens and play Bingo. We figured we would stroll in there and win all the money from those ancient bastards. We were wrong...so very wrong. We didn't win 1 game out of the 30 they played (yes 30 rounds of Bingo, 30 freaking rounds). Baby Caca is a very sore loser! She kept pouting, calling everyone cheaters, and stomping her foot. Every game she threatened to quit, but I made her keep paying because it's fun to watch her antics. One of the old bitches there actually said to us "you know you are actually allowed to win a game". She's lucky I punch her and steal all her Worthers Original candies. Old bitches be serious about their Worthers! I did threaten to follow one lady out to the parking lot and rob her of her $3 winnings...I think she thought I was kidding. Luckily my mom was there to stop me, otherwise I might be typing this from the prison library. Eventually we got bored playing and just drew on Grandpa with the Bingo markers. We are the best grandkids ever!!!
5 comments:
Takes patience and time to play 30 rounds of bingo. That's what the geezers have. ;) I never did see the appeal in bingo though.
DCHY - I like BINGO just to piss the old people off and to draw with the markers. It's definitely not the $1 I could win from winning LOL
well played, young bucks, but those seniors are very accomplished at the game of bingo!
Fizzgig - we've been practicing our Bingo skills, I think we may have a chance of winning our $1 back next time!
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