Oh Hello There

Been while... I'm not sure if anyone will comment because it's been so long. Let me assure you of a few things: we are still drunk, we are still assholes, and we are still...um...drunk! I (Bird Shit) am currently drinking alone. I really miss blogging. I miss coming on here and making fun of people none of you know and being a complete jerk. I blame my stupid job for blocking blogger at work again. Now I am back to doing work (not really, reading celebrity gossip). It's shameful!!! I wish I could get paid to just blog or make fun of people because that is my true calling in life (ohhhhh Facebook status for tomorrow). Won't anyone create a job for a high school graduate with a really shitty attitude and mean streak? Anyone? So I guess that's about it for now, I want to stop writing and do some blog stalking!